Carl’s Miami Vices

“What up, internet! This is goodr CEO Carl the Flamingo. You’re welcome. Digging these Florida shades? You better believe I’ve had some crazy nights in Miami. In South Beach, I [REDACTED]. In Wynwood, I [REDACTED]. And you’re never going to believe this, but in Brickell, I [REDACTED]. Hahaha!!! This limited edition evokes those neon nights. Teal Fly G frames. Translucent pink art deco temples. Blue-pink gradient lenses. Custom packaging with passport stickers. Blah, blah, blah, I’m bored, bye.”